Roughly to the tune of I Kissed a Girl by Jill Sobule.

Matthew came over, and told me ‘bout RPM
It is a packaging format he said
Apps install so easily
It simplifies admin’s lives

And I asked him if I could really build one?
How to get started and what tools do I need?
Does he have any tips or advice for me?
It seems awfully scary

So we laughed
Compared notes
We had a talk
We sent email
He sent me to the wiki
I packaged an app
I packaged an app

I searched around for an app that’s neat
It’s hard because Fedora’s so complete
I found an app that I need
DayJournal it will be

I opened a BZ
Started with spec review
But it only lasted a little while
Igor and Neal were great mentors for me

And we shared
With the world
They can have their snaps and debs
And we’ll have our RPM
I packaged DayJournal
I packaged DayJournal

I packaged DayJournal
It was easy
It didn’t take me that long
A package, it won’t change the world
But I’m so glad,
I packaged DayJournal

And we shared
With the world
They can have their snaps and debs
And we’ll have our RPM

I packaged an app
For the first time
I packaged DayJournal
You should dnf install it now
I packaged DayJournal
I packaged DayJournal

I packaged an app, it was easy
It was just like typin’ make
But yeah, packaged DayJournal
A package, it won’t change the world
But I’m so glad I
Packaged an app
For the first time
I packaged DayJournal